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Today… is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?”

To all my followers, a Merry Christmas/Saturnalia/Festivus/Kwanza/Winter Solstice/Christmahanakwanzika/Sol Invictus/Yule/Donghzi/Newtonmas/Yalda/Modranhit/Pansha Ganapati/Malkh/Secular Federal Holiday, and a belated Hanukah greeting as well!

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